Stealth parking technology

I have been driving the SMART fortwo convertible for a couple of years now and the reason you did not see any reviews about this gadget is that it's got nothing going for it and that I am very dissapointed in the quality of materials used. It's slow, unstable, dangerous, small and it's just as much hassle to find a parking for a proper car as it is for a SMART. Until now...

Introducing SMART stealth parking technology. If you know where I can order mine, leave a comment!